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Thursday, January 11, 2018

What Happens When Socialists Run Out of Other People's Money

Prime Minister Thatcher once famously observed that socialists "always run out of other people's money." But what actually happens when socialism runs out of money?

Venezuela, a once wealthy nation with black gold coming out of the ground, is a test case.

The socialist regime ran out of other people’s money, and then out of money, years ago. The government met protests by its starving population with a 40% minimum wage hike. That’s the usual socialist solution to what leftists call ‘income inequality’. The problem is that 40% of nothing is still zero.

The “Strong Bolivar” introduced by former dictator Hugo Chavez, who died of an overdose of Cuba’s socialist medicine, leads the world in one economic category: a 3,000% inflation rate. Currently a dollar will buy you 111,413.23 bolivars. Wait a while and there will be a better bargain in bolivars because economists are forecasting a 30,000% inflation rate. In Venezuela, even the poorest American can become a millionaire in bolivars. The only question is why would anyone actually want bolivars?

The socialist currency of the revolution isn’t counted, it’s weighed on scales. The only thing “strong” about the bolivar is the exercise you get from carrying bags of them everywhere. You could forge bolivars, but the fake money would cost you more than the real money. If you can actually print bolivars, go ahead and get in touch with the Venezuelan government which can’t afford to print its own money.

Venezuela’s central bank (under socialism, everything is centralized) can’t pay for the paper to print all the worthless money. And none of the companies that might sell the socialists the paper will take its worthless paper money in exchange for their paper. There’s no point in printing anything less than 50 bolivar notes because they’re worth less than the cost of the paper. But putting Obamanomics in action, Venezuela ordered billions more bills: more than the United States and Europe have combined.

Paying for minimum wage hikes by printing money doesn’t actually work. That 40% minimum wage hike comes as the buying power of Venezuelans can drop by 50% in one month. The socialist regime keeps printing money and inflation keeps skyrocketing. A 30,000% inflation rate by the end of 2018 is a conservative estimate. More liberal estimates peg it at 200,000%. And then the sky’s the limit.

Is Venezuela’s finance minister out of his mind? No, he’s a leftist. So he believes inflation doesn’t exist.

Luis Salas is the perfect man to head up the economies of Venezuela or California. He’s a sociologist who claims that, “Inflation does not exist in real life.”

Venezuela’s economy also doesn’t exist in real life.

Minister Salas claims that inflation isn’t caused by printing infinite amounts of money, but by corporate conspiracies. So the worse the inflation gets, the more the corporations must be conspiring to cause it.

Bafflingly, the inflation keeps growing worse, even as Venezuela is running out of businesses and corporations to blame for its worthless money. The score currently stands at Sociology: 0 and Math: 1.

“When a person goes to a shop and finds that prices have gone up, they are not in the presence of ‘inflation,’” Minister Salas insisted.

But when you go into a store in Venezuela, it’s because you’ve been on line for most of the day (or you’ve been paying someone to stand on line for you) only to find that there’s nothing in the store except a milk ration which you have to go through a fingerprint scanner to buy and bring back to your starving family. Either that or you can join the hungry mobs looting the delivery trucks as they come in.

Venezuela’s socialist government made sure that ‘greedy’ farmers and businesses wouldn’t be able to raise prices by pegging product prices below the cost of production. The products are paid for with socialist funny money while farmers and businesses have to import products for real money.

So there’s no food. Much of the country is starving. Medicine is also hard to come by because pharmaceutical companies won’t take theoretical sociologist money that it will cost them more to ship out of the country than its actual face value.

So Venezuela’s government has been reduced to trying to pay for medicine with gold and diamonds.

Hugo Chavez had once touted the “marvelous community experience” of bartering. Now his collapsing narcostate is reduced to bartering its precious metals and jewels to survive.

Ordinary Venezuelans have long ago been battling imaginary inflation in the real life horror of socialism by trading in their worthless money for subsidized products and then reselling them on the black market. But increasingly they’re just bartering them to avoid the increasingly worthless currency.

Venezuela’s new supermarkets are the Facebook groups where the people trade sugar for beans. It’s a marvelous community experience that Hugo Chavez’s daughter, the richest woman in Venezuela, hasn’t been able to share with the rest of the populace. When Maduro, the former bus driver driving the country off a cliff as its insane leftist dictator, began chowing down on an empanada during a televised speech, the mouths of his starving people watered and a million memes were born.

But Maduro is promising Venezuelans that a replacement for money is coming soon. Venezuela’s dictator plans to create his own bitcoin, a cryptocurrency based on the only thing his failed state has, oil.

Forget the ‘monero’ and make way for the ‘petro’.

“The 21st century has arrived!” Maduro told a populace that is stuck in medieval times.

Venezuela’s past technological experiments haven’t exactly gone well. The joint Iranian-Venezuelan car company produced a vehicle more radioactive than Iran’s nuclear weapons program. The Chinese Vergatario socialist smartphone comes in handy when bartering for groceries on WhatsApp.

The ‘Petro’ will be backed by oil, gas, gold and diamonds. Except that Venezuela might be proposing to back its imaginary money with reserves that it already mortgaged to Russia. And that would make its imaginary money even more imaginary than it already is. But creating its own bitcoin would be a perfect solution by providing worthless money to everyone that wouldn’t even need to actually be printed.

But it still wouldn’t be worth anything.

And bitcoin is already in Venezuela. Tech savvy citizens who turned to imaginary money to escape worthless money aren’t about to switch to government money that’s both imaginary and worthless.

What happens when socialists run out of money? They start pawning the family jewels for more imaginary money while creating conspiracy theories about a capitalist war on socialism.

The left hates reality and math. Its theories turn money worthless. And you can’t eat theories.

Venezuelan socialists took a booming economy, destroyed its currency and reduced it to a barter economy. That’s what happens when socialists finally run out of other people’s money.

If you want to imagine the future of socialism, picture trading sugar for beans on social media.

That’s the leftist economy of tomorrow brought to you by their welfare policies of today.

10 comments:

Infidel said...

Fascinating story, especially for people like me who have been studying economics for most of their lives.

Wonderful case study, similar to the hyperinflation in Germany during the 1920s.

They could solve the problems either by applying basic economics 1a, or by applying common sense to the oil industry. Baffling that they can't even see that much.

Infidel said...

I guess the problem is that they don't want to solve the economics problem, just to drive the masses into abject poverty, in order to maintain the Socialist Government in power indefinitely. Eliminate political opposition by destroying any potential economic basis for opposition.

Mr. Cohen said...

MYTH: Capitalism is theft.
FACT: Socialism is theft.
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Daniel Greenfield said:
“The Left hates reality and math.”

my personal response:
Studies have shown that Professors of Mathematics, Chemistry and Physics are much less Leftist than Professors of Anthropology, Sociology, Psychology.
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Reform Judaism vs. Real Judaism:
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Pray Hard said...

What happens? They become Wall Street bankers and the taxpayer bails them out. Oh, wait, they're all socialists and there won't be any money left. Never mind.

Leah said...

Brilliant. Scary, too.

Empress Trudy said...

Sometimes they just implode. Rich socialist countries like Denmark, Sweden and Norway aren't in any danger of running out of money no matter how hard they try. So they're engaged in a different tactic - that of destroying the social fabric of their own countries otherwise. Norway is a particularly good example because it derives most of its wealth from oil and gas but it derives its income from the investment of that wealth. Norway could effectively 'shut down' tomorrow and live off the residuals for decades. So they've decided that going broke and eating zoo animals won't work. They've decided to specifically import thousands of poor violent illiterate people who have only one goal - destroy the country while sucking as much cash as possible out of it. Eventually rich socialist countries run out of people to victimize before they run out of money.

Infidel said...

One interesting thing about Venezuela is how they have gone into a "creeping default". They are paying some of their bills, but later and later, and the debt holders are still uncertain as to whether to declare them formally in default.

Dennis Latham said...

A year or so back, it was reported there are 48 murders a day in Caracas, and the morgues are full of rotting bodies with no where to put them. Most people are killed by rifle fire. It must be a real mess there for the people trying to survive. That will eventually happen to California and other Blue states as they keep taxing the people. I'm waiting for the breathe the air tax where they charge you on how much air you breathe. Venezuela is gone south with the Socialists. It just doesn't work.

Anonymous said...

But isn't the most correct answer, "Kill off as many of the citizenry as possible, in order to have fewer mouths to feed"? This is what inevitably happens, whether through famine or firing squad. Of course, this answer is only for those who see that the division between socialism and communism is really a phantom distinction. After all, it was Lenin who said, "The goal of socialism is communism." Whatever method works best for gaining control over the populace is what is called for at the time.

Ilíon said...

"Prime Minister Thatcher once famously observed that socialists "always run out of other people's money." But what actually happens when socialism runs out of money?"

While Mrs Thatcher's observation is true, it is inncomplete. The real problem with socialism is that you always run out of other people's lives.

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