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Saturday, December 07, 2013

A Date That Will Live Forever in Infamy

Naval Base Bombed, Shinto Worshipers Fear Backlash - New York Times - December 8 1941

A day after planes passed over their peaceful village on the way to attack the Naval Station at Pearl Harbor, local fishermen are still picking up the pieces.

"I don't know what any of this is about," a man who would only give his name as Paji said, holding the remains of a net which he had used to earn a living. "All I know is that the killing has to stop."

In Washington, government officials urged the public to stay calm and not to jump to any conclusions warning that such reactions might play into the hands of the militant extremists responsible for the attack.

Early copies of President Roosevelt's upcoming speech to Congress likewise warn the American public of the dangers of overreaction.

"We are not at war with Japan," it says. "We are at war with a tiny handful of extremists who are attempting to drag the Japanese people into a conflict. But we must keep a cool head and not allow them to win by provoking a war. We will defeat this enemy, but we will do it by not fighting them."

A profile has emerged of at least one of these attackers. Hideki Nakamura, a graduate of Harvard and a talented oboe player, was shot down and captured. Nothing in his background, which included playing for the Harvard squash team, would have lead anyone to conclude that he was capable of such a thing.

KATANA, a local civil rights organization partly funded by Japan's war propaganda office, has warned that American foreign policy is responsible for the radicalization of such young men like Nakamura.

"What made this man hate America so much that he wanted to bomb it?" a spokeswoman for KATANA asked. "How did America fail him? And how can we win him back?"

Nakamura's guards have suggested that the pilot is soft-spoken and has pleasant manners, but that he becomes vocally exercised over the American embargo of Japan and the refusal of many universities to install rice paper doors in dormitories.

"Detaining Nakamura only inspires others to imitate him," KATANA said, suggesting that he instead be released back to Japan where the government is running an anti-extremism program at the Strategic Institute of War that claims to be able to deprogram extremists with a 97% success rate.

Unfortunately the program, dubbed KAMIKAZE, is unable to accommodate all potential extremists without additional foreign aid funding from the United States government.

"It's cheap for us to spend 3 million dollars fighting Japanese extremism by funding Kamikaze instead of spending 30 million on national defense," Senator Earl Hawkins said. "Studies show that one of the leading causes of anti-American sentiments is unemployment. KAMIKAZE is tackling that."

Foreign policy experts at the Center for American Progress warned that the so-called Pearl Harbor event was the product of decades of American expansionism.

"It's easy for the flag-waving jingoist in the stockyards to rave about the Japs, but this attack did not occur in a vacuum," Lester Gore-Vinton said. "Look at Commodore Perry's globalization venture and the Philippines War and our ill-advised intervention in the Russian Revolution. This is blowback."

At impromptu peace rallies in New York City's Union Square and San Francisco's Union Square, speakers called for the government to explore all options for peace. Many pointed out that more Americans die every year of shingles than were killed at Pearl Harbor.

"The United States is allied with Great Britain. We have been aiding the Western occupation of Asia," Earl Gorber of Working People Want Peace and a Living Wage Now said. "The only amazing thing is that it took this long to happen. As long as the United States continues propping up the reactionary imperialists of Great Britain against the progressive movements of the German and Japanese vanguard of the working class, attacks like these will come again and again." 

Some were skeptical that Japan had even been behind the attack.

"Anyone can paint insignia on a plane and drop some smoke bombs. That's all we've seen on these photos," Martha Gabbitz exclaimed. "There hasn't even been a declaration of war.  We don't have a single piece of undeniable proof that there was even an attack. All it takes is a week in a photo lab and the government can produce a picture of anything."

Meanwhile at Shinto temples in Los Angeles, the mood was fearful and subdued. Worshipers refused to give their names worried about the consequences to their families.

"This is madness," an older gentleman studying detailed charts of the California coastline said. "One day you're an All-American entrepreneur studying submarine trade routes to America and the next day everyone is glaring at you no matter how many American flags you stick on your aerial poison gas balloon."

In San Francisco, the 109-year-old Rev. Francis Wheatley-Simpson, famous for protesting every war, including the Civil War, had already declared a hunger strike, even though no American forces were engaged in fighting.

"War is never the answer," Wheatley-Simpson said, as he had said about WW1, the Spanish-
American War, the Civil War and the French and Indian War. "Love is the answer. Violence never solves anything. America was not built on war. It will not survive through war."

"It doesn't matter what Japan did. There will be war," predicted Mason Johnson, author of War is a Farce That Forces Us to Fear. "We love war. We are obsessed with war. That's why we have a society with such rampant criminality. Our idea of masculinity is to use force on everything. Even our national symbols represent violation and patriarchy. If it isn't Japan, it will be someone else."

Meanwhile on a Topeka street, Barnard Stevenson, an 18-year-old lad blinked in confusion when asked about Pearl Harbor. He likewise could not name Hitler or Mussolini and had no idea where Europe was. He was however able to name the stars of Rocket Assault, the latest big film in which a dashing reporter must team up with the enemy to stop his own government from provoking a war with a false flag attack.

"Is this anything kind of like that?" he wondered when the Pearl Harbor attack was explained to him.

19 comments:

Douglas Wickey said...

Brilliant satire Daniel and about the funniest thing I've seen from you. I will share freely. Your writing is therapy.

Daniel Greenfield @ the Sultan Knish blog said...

...for an insane leftist world

Anonymous said...

Your essays are a light at the end of the tunnel. The day will come, possibly years later, when everybody will see things the way you describe them presently. But we are privileged to understand history today because we were lucky to discover your blog.

AskTheReferee said...

Danny boy.

Oh Danny boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling
From glen to glen, and down the mountain side
The summer's gone, and all the flowers are dying
'Tis you, 'tis you must go and I must bide.

But come ye back when summer's in the meadow
Or when the valley's hushed and white with snow
'Tis I'll be here in sunshine or in shadow
Oh Danny boy, oh Danny boy, I love you so.

And if you come, when all the flowers are dying
And I am dead, as dead I well may be
You'll come and find the place where I am lying
And kneel and say an "Ave" there for me.

And I shall hear, tho' soft you tread above me
And all my dreams will warm and sweeter be
If you'll not fail to tell me that you love me
I'll simply sleep in peace until you come to me.

I'll simply sleep in peace until you come to me.

It is said that the Irish tell stories because our history was recorded orally for centuries and passed on word of mouth, generation to generation. There is a little Irish in DG as there is a little Abraham in all Irishmen. Chaim Herzog was an Irish-born Israeli politician, soldier, lawyer and author who served as the sixth President of Israel. My compliments Daniel. Max.

Daniel Greenfield @ the Sultan Knish blog said...

... not to mention Robert Briscoe

Jewish history was also oral for most of its time. It's why we also tell stories and why we have so much trouble getting our stories straight.

Some dude said...

I couldn't read this. The truth of what you were saying literally caused my stomach to churn and my neck muscles to tighten up. It was that painful a realization.

Some dude said...

In other words - very very good job.

Edward Cline said...

Excellent satire, Daniel, in the best tradition of Harry Turtledove's "alternative history," with the implicit moral: You don’t declare war on the Kamikaze pilots who killed some 3,000 people; you fight or declare war on the government that sent them. We have not declared war on the governments that sent us so many Islamic suicide pilots, only shaken our fists at the Kamikaze pilots, and incarcerated them in a fancy stockade with a soccer field and library and painting lessons, which is why we are losing the war, and in consequence, have incubated a literal police state for "security reasons."

I highly recommend here a book that will not be used as a textbook at West Point, the Naval Academy, the Air Force Academy, or the Coast Guard School. A copy of it, however, may still be found in the library at the Quantico Marine Corps Base in Virginia, until a Pentagon wonk ferrets it out and charges the base commander for inciting "racism" or "offending" the feelings of potential enemies by making it available to students. This is the late John Lewis's "Nothing Less Than Victory: Decisive Wars and the Lessons of History."

http://www.amazon.com/Nothing-Less-than-Victory-Decisive/dp/0691135185/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1386504945&sr=1-1&keywords=nothing+less+than+victory+lewis

By the way, because I no longer watch broadcast TV, was there any mention of Pearl Harbor by the talking heads and teleprompter readers (aside from Obama)?

Anonymous said...

Oh, Daniel, thank you so much for a good laugh! I do so wish every such article were meant as satire.

lighthorseman said...

Recognizing the truth in your words is troubling. Today's "leaders" are lost in their own navels and a threat to the free world.

Anonymous said...

Great article Daniel. Sad thing is that the pro-German elements in America sounded just like this and almost got away with it. Everyone was not quite the brave, clear eyed hero pre-WWII that they pretended to be after the war.

Dave Stone said...

This article could be published in all of America's newspapers tomorrow and half of the country would accept it as truth, would agree with the premise that America is to blame, and would be cheering the "rational" voices cautioning against over-reaction.

Anonymous said...

At first I though - parody. Then, him, nothing's changed. Then, certainty of parody. But that's the trick - believability. dr

Anonymous said...

There is only one word I can think of to describe this: Brilliant.

The truth of it is also sad. Let's face it, your blog post is exactly how it would play out today.

commoncents said...

We have a nice 72 Pearly Harbor anniversary post on Common Cents...

http://www.commoncts.blogspotcom

Frederick Fisher said...

Great satire, Daniel. Your readers may enjoy a follow-up to John Lewis's" Nothing Less Than Victory" with " The Foreign Policy of Self-Interest " by Peter Schwartz

Johnny said...

My take at first was that it was a cherry picking of quotes rather than satire. But I never found humor in the piece. It is too close to the way we really are currently to be taken lightly by me.

mushroom said...

Sadly, the only people defeated by the War on Terror have been freedom-loving Americans. I guess the government can sponsor a V-F Day once we are completely wiped out.

Anonymous said...

Didn't these (allegedly) Japanese extremists become radicalized (understandably and forgivably) in response to racist anti-Japanese stereotyping in recent American movies (that nobody actually watched or even new existed)?

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