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Monday, April 30, 2012

I Can't Believe It's Not Israel

In times past the Forward newspaper celebrated the fast of Yom Kippur with a feast and in keeping with that tradition it celebrated Israel's Independence Day by rewriting its anthem to remove the word "Jew" from it. The linguistic purge from the notoriously anti-Israel paper was meant as a way to help Muslims feel better about singing the Israeli national anthem.

The yearning of the Jewish soul becomes the yearning of the Israeli soul and the eyes turned east no longer long for Zion, but the generic "our country". The proposal made by a self-proclaimed linguist seems rather devoid of understanding when it comes to the origin and meaning of words. Purging Jewish souls from the anthem and replacing them with Israeli souls doesn't actually solve anything.

Jews are Judeans, dating back to the Kingdom of Judah, contrasted with the breakaway Kingdom of Israel and its tribes. The Jews are also Israelites, being sons of the patriarch Israel, a category that still does not encompass Muslims. Rewriting Jewish soul as Israeli soul still leaves one with Jews, and as the Forward has discovered, Jews are rather hard to get rid of. Shoot them, gas them and write them out of their own anthem and they still pop back up.

It will take more than a few switched words to write Jews out of Hatikvah. Even if we were to no longer call them Israelis, but perhaps Homo Sapiens or oxygen breathing mammals, so as to leave no one out at all, there is the eastern problem. Why were these carbon breathing lifeforms looking east, when most of the region's Muslims look westward to Israel? And why were they longing for a country for 2000 years when the only Arabs around then were Roman mercenaries carving up Jewish refugees and searching for gold in their stomachs?

A proper post-Jewish anthem must also be post-Israeli. It must be generic, humanistic and tolerant. It must not be associated with anyone's national striving, only the striving for social justice, complete equality and brotherhood. Fortunately such an anthem already exists and it's called The Internationale and it happens to be quite popular among the sort of people who think Hatikvah is too Jewish.

There's even a few Israeli versions, like "Nivne Artzenu Eretz Moledet". The latter, with lyrics like, "We shall build our country despite our destroyers" has gone out of style and sounds too much like those right-wingers who insist on building houses and farms, instead of protesting over the cost of condos in Tel Aviv. Try strumming up lyrics like, "It is the command of our blood" or "The end to malignant slavery" in the wrong place at the wrong time and you might just be hauled in for incitement. These days the only ones building the country or "marching toward the liberation of our people" are the ones being kicked out of Migron and Hevron by the destroyers of the left.

Move over Abraham Levinson for Doron Levinson and "Lay Down Your Arms" with inspirational lyrics like, "Somewhere deep inside the soldier, There's a dreamer dreaming of a world of peace, Lay down your arms, Let Time heal every wound, And Love will someday set us free!" It could easily do for the anthem, but sadly it doesn't represent Muslims any better than Hatikvah does. The only people still dreaming of peace in the Middle East are the ones being ethnically cleansed from their anthem.

Love has yet to heal every wound, but someday it might. All we have to do is lay down our arms, purge ourselves of any selfish nationalistic traits and wait for the other side to return our love. It's bound to work and if it doesn't, at least we will know that we tried and died trying.

For those who find songs with more than one lyric too demanding too remember amid the clouds of pot smoke, there's always the ubiquitous "Od Yavo Shalom Aleinu" better known as "Shalom, Salaam". The proper way to sing it is with an impassioned wail. Like "Lay down your arms", it promises that peace is coming, but doesn't specify a date, just hopeful optimism best expressed by national surrender and out of tune singing.

Peace songs are a cottage industry in Israel. Hardly any peacenik twenty-something wannabe with a pick, a dream and rich parents, or jaundiced professional musician still living down his disco days and his coke habit hasn't produced his or her own peace song. Often more than one. If peace songs were oil, then Tel Aviv would outdraw Saudi Arabia in the energy market.

You don't need to know much about music to write a peace song, just as you don't need to know much about the history of the Jewish people to write them out of their own anthem. All you need is a cheerful message, vague hope and nothing else. Having hope makes you better than those awful people who seem to want war to go on forever, instead of laying down their arms and finding the beautiful dreamer floating in their bidet of hope.

Sadly despite the obligatory Salaams, the Muslims don't particularly feel represented by all the peace song. The occasional Arab singer will join in a duet with an Israeli to the delight of the peace dorks against a backdrop of flying doves and clasping hands, but seem more energized by Fidai, the anthem of the Palestinian Authority, which like everything else about it shows its commitment to peace.

"Palestine is my fire, Palestine is my revenge," Fidai shrieks angrily, "my fire and the volcano of my vendetta." There is no talk of peace, of laying down arms or letting love solve things. Instead there is the eternal war. "I will live as a revolutionary, I will go on as revolutionary, I will expire as revolutionary."

Back in 2004, Hamas held a contest to select an anthem, but it's not clear if the contest yielded any results. It does however have plenty of songs, which you can recreate mentally by tossing words like "Death", "Martyrdom", "Jihad", "Blood" and "Victory" into a pile and rearranging them in any order accompanied by various geographical locations and a disco beat. Take any pop album from ten years ago, throw something in about Allah and killing the Jews, and you're all set.

While the Israelis Salaam, the Muslim Jihad, and while both sets of songs sound like bad Europop, they reveal the character of their respective peoples. Salaaming, in the pre-politically correct jargon, used to mean performing acts of obeisance. It is a pity that this definition has grown dusty as it would save us all a lot of time, trouble and bad music.

Aslim Taslam, Mohammed told his enemies, accept Islam and we will have peace. Singing Salaam to a Muslim without laying down arms and reciting the Shahada is a waste of everyone's time. For the Israeli National Anthem to properly represent Muslims, it would have to lose the Jewish and Israeli stuff, throw in something about Allah, conspiracies of outside foes, a struggle for liberation and the wise leadership of our benevolent tyrant.

Take the Egyptian National Anthem whose singer proclaims that his purpose is to repel the enemy while relying on Allah, or the Syrian National Anthem which namechecks Arabism and mentions that its flag is written in martyr's blood or the Libyan National Anthem, which fulminates about enemy conspiracies and boasts of marching with the Koran in one hand a gun in the other.

None of these anthems are concerned with inclusiveness or how non-Muslims feel while singing it and compared to them, Hatikvah is as pacifist as any peace song. Why it doesn't even mention war, enemies or guns. And if anyone doubts that this attitude is representative of the region, they need only look to the Muslim Brotherhood goosestepping to power in Egypt.

Dejudaizing the Israel National Anthem fools no one, it only makes fools of those who do it. The best way for Israel to maintain the loyalty of those Muslims who have chosen to throw in their lot with the Jewish State is by being strong, not by being weak. In a region where alliances are based on strength, the worst possible message to send is the one that says you aren't in it for the long haul.

Jews may give their allegiance to a Jewish State too weak to defend itself and too lacking in pride to assert itself, but Israeli Muslims will not. The most right-wing member of the Israeli cabinet is not Avigdor Lieberman, as Anti-Israeli pundits think, but Ayoub Kara, a Druze Muslim. Kara isn't just right-wing, he makes every Likud Prime Minister look like a bleeding heart liberal. Those Israeli Muslims who do support Israel want it to be strong. Those who do not, will not be bought off by selling out the Jewish soul and the longing that built the state.

Some time ago, a series of radio ads for Baron Herzog wine dubbed it, "The wine that just happens to be Kosher". There are some who would like to reimagine Israel as a state that just happens to be Jewish. Behind words like that lurks a shame at Jewish labels, the "ASHamed Jews" of Howard Jacobson's Finkler Question, who are proud to be ashamed of being Jewish, proud to rewrite the anthem of the striving of their people until their striving, their hope and their soul are stricken from the page.

Israel is not an accident, it exists because of those who fought and strived for it, who built and labored for a Jewish State, who sang the Hatikvah because it represented their mission. A mission that is at odds with the "I Can't Believe It's Not Israel" agenda of the left to hollow out the country, destroy its sense of purpose, its heritage and its identity, and leave it with a flag, an anthem and a state that no longer stands for anything at all.






16 comments:

Lemon said...

Yes.....

Keliata said...

There is nothing more to say. You said it all.

HolylandIsraelTours said...

Shalom Daniel

Thank you. An excellent article.

God Bless

Ben

careyrowland said...

Face it. You'll always be a round dreidel in a square hole. But that's ok. Thanks for preventing the unbroken caliphate.

Anonymous said...

Daniel there was an old song from, I believe, the '70s that was sung by one of the army troups entitled " Ha'Olam Kulo Negedainu"- "The World is Against Us"- which is sadly appropriate for today it seems. I recall that some of the lnes were to the effect, we and after us, our children will dance in the land of Israel, and if they don't like it, they can go to hell. VERY appropriate for today.
It really is time for the sober, realistic, and adult members of the American Jewish Community to stand up to the Media Judenrat. Don't give them speaking engagements at your shul, write the owners of their publications or publishers, and simply shun them for the vermin that they are.

vladtepes2 said...

So, are you advocating a world based on nationalist ethno-states like Zionist Israel
or on a one-world-government of the Left or a one-world-caliphate of the islamists?

editorjp said...

Another home run, SK.

And Vlad, go back to burning korans.

Israel is for the Jews and Christians who can respect the Jews. What the rest of the world does is their business, as long as it does not attack Israel or America.

Daniel Greenfield @ the Sultan Knish blog said...

I'm not advocating a world of anything. People who advocate a world of something want a global system.

The only thing I advocate is that individual countries retain their identities. Whatever those may be.

MorahLaura said...

My kids have a happy CD full of upbeat songs in Hebrew and English that they enjoy listening to, but when Od Yavo Shalom Aleynu came on the first time we played it, I had to fast-forward. My mind was screaming, "Just because we sing Salaam doesn't make them not want to kill us!" The little ones are too young yet to hear that. Soon, though.

Daniel Greenfield @ the Sultan Knish blog said...

It's a problem as it appeals to kids. I remember a pro-Israel where a bunch of teenage girls couldn't stop singing it.

Anonymous said...

I thought you may be interested in this from Bergen Belsen and recorded by the then respectablish BBC:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syUSmEbGLs4

and look at the names here at the war memorial at Latrun, which says it all:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_eQNPu6zzxaU/SsL4R3XiheI/AAAAAAAAaxg/U8OXdUjcdl4/s1600-h/latrun-memorial3_700.JPG

kate b

Anonymous said...

I think my comment didn't go through. Wonderful article Sultan!
All the "Shir la shalom"s songs brought upon us Oslo murder accords with 2000 kille/6000 maimed. It must be the socialist culture Israel absorbed during 40 years that distorted their thinking. Nowhere in the Torah does it say: Love your enemy and thyself and He who comes to kill you let him!

Jacob said...

You cannot take the “Jewish” out of Israel any more than you can take Israel away from the Jewish people.

This issue comes up from time to time in Israel, it is mostly raised by the loony Left minority of a minority and it has there is no way that it would ever be adopted.

Anyone who thinks that changing the words in Hatikva or changing the Israeli anthem into a “Kumbaya” type song would bring Israel peace is a fool. Anyone who is “offended” by the Jewish character of Israel is free to leave, please do!

Further, those who are “offended” by “Hatikva”, would no doubt be also offended by the Star of David on the flag, the Menora on the Passport, the “Jewishness” of the Declaration of Independence”, the Balfour Declaration and the (1920) San Remo Agreement, not to mention the “offensive” nature of celebrating Jewish holidays.

In other words, “Hatikva” is only the first slice of the salami.

Keliata said...

I'm not familiar with Od Yavo Shalom Aleinu unless it's one of those songs you can recognize by the melody alone.

But I have listened to a few versions of Sim Shalom minus the word Israel:(

Anonymous said...

Natan Alterman , in his poem:

Satan then said:
How do I overcome
This besieged one?
He has courage
And talent,
And implements of war
And resourcefulness.
…only this shall I do,
I’ll dull his mind
And cause him to forget
The justice of his cause.

Anonymous said...

@kate b--great links, thank you so much.

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