Sunday, November 01, 2009

Welcome Back Ahmed

After 8 years of watching bridges, looking to the harbors and the skies, of scanning packages and throwing out nail clippers-- a new administration has enthusiastically targeted a new enemy, other Americans. While the ceremonial obeisances are made on the 9/11 anniversary, and the troops stay on in Afghanistan and Iraq as political counters for the 2012 election, the Obama administration has rediscovered the great and terrible enemy of the Clinton Administration-- other Americans.

Reassuring the public that no more will innocent Taliban and frightened Muslim detainees whose only crime was being Osama bin Laden's bodyguard, or going to Pakistan to train and kill infidel women and children, be detained off Cuba and forced to eat three square meals a day and wear orange jumpsuits. This is a New America concerned not with foreign enemies, but with domestic critics of Barry Hussein... all of whom have now been revealed to be Unpatriotic and Unamerican extremists by the latest report in Pravda's Newsweek bureau.

Dissent was of course the highest form of patriotism up until 2009, when it meant impeding America's attempts to defend itself from Muslim terrorism. Now of course dissent is itself the worst form of terrorism since it inhibits Obama's ability to get us trillions of dollars into debt to Communist China... which like all socialist deficit spending is naturally the highest form of patriotism. And if you're confused by any of that, you obviously haven't been reading enough Newsweek or watching MSNBC's Pravda bureau.

The new officially approved White House rendering of a wanted terrorist looks a lot less like Ahmed the Dead Terrorist and a lot more like Glenn Beck. Because people who say things that Obama doesn't like are the new terrorists. But what of the old terrorists? The United States is already negotiating with Iran and trying to convince the Taliban to take our money in exchange for trying to kill us less. Hamas will be part of a unity government that will allow Fatah to accept Israeli territorial concessions, that Hamas itself will disavow when it destroys Fatah at the conclusion of the negotiations. In other words, Welcome Back Ahmed is the new model of the day.

Welcome Back Ahmed has dominated Europe literally for some time now, where country after country is being swamped by charming jolly fellows from Pakistan, Jordan and all parts of the Dar Al Islam, who only want to earn a living, raise their families and chop off the heads of anyone resistant to the idea of imposing Sharia law on one and all.

The Welcome Back Ahmed problem hasn't bypassed the Western Hemisphere or Australia either. America seems bent on importing Somali pirates as cab drivers, who naturally develop objections to transporting people who drink liquor or the blind and their seeing eye dogs. Canada is seeing a growing spike in honor killings. Meanwhile the Lebanese are bringing their unique culture, foods and willingness to rape non-Muslim women to Australia. And only a bigot could even think to object, even when the Grand Mufti of Australia proclaims that non-Muslim women are uncovered meat.

Israel has had a Welcome Back Ahmed problem for over 50 years, ever since a Labor government decided to send troops to bring back Arab refugees who were fleeing the country in preparation for their brethren driving the Jews into the sea. Labor in Israel has depended on the Arab vote, just as Labor in England depends on the Muslim vote. And while Israel's Arab parties still rattling the old Communist chains might be a minor sidenote, the number of Arab voters paid off to vote for mainstream left wing parties such as Labor and Kadima are another matter altogether.

Like Europe's socialist leaders, Israel's socialist leaders assumed that the Arabs would be happy enough collecting government benefits, voting to the left and not actually interfering in domestic politics. Naturally they were quite wrong, and even more naturally, the left has lost any ability to arrest the process. And so as parts of England become uninhabitable by anyone without beard or Burka, Israeli Arabs are running their own terrorist groups, staging riots and just stealing anything not nailed down. And as it turned out, attempting to resolve the Arab problem on the other side of the Green Line through concessions and appeasement, actually destabilized everything inside the Green Line as well.

Of course no showing of Welcome Back Ahmed would be complete without a parallel showing of Get Out John or Steve or Reuven or Pierre. Because if you're going to keep shoving Ahmed down the throat of a domestic populace that does not particularly enjoy being terrorized by psychopaths in black, you've got to create a bigger threat than foreign extremists. The bigger threat of course is domestic extremists. Domestic extremists being anyone not on board with your policy of destroying the country.

Shifting the problem from one of foreign terrorists, to domestic nutters who refuse to be tolerant of foreign terrorists is a convenient public relations coup that turns the terrorists into poor persecuted lambs and sics the police on anyone who objects. But throwing open the doors to Ahmed carries a growing cost that given enough time eventually topples the host nation itself. While the left may view the Ahmeds as the enemies of their domestic conservative enemies... that denial can only run for so long until the bombs and the throat slittings obliterate it away.

Brought in for short term political gain and to bear the burden of a socialist state, Ahmed will not long sit idly by in the ghettos he creates himself, chew his narcotic leaves, smoke bitter cigarettes and ignore what is going on outside. And even if he does, his children who will grow half in and half out of the system, educated just enough to pass without belonging, looking from the outside in, listening to hip hop and the brayings of radical Imams, covering their hair and wearing low rider jeans, going to clubs and going to mosque-- make for a culturally explosive combination.

Given a few centuries, the Overlords of Brussels might manage to secularize Ahmed half as well as they secularized John, Pierre and Hans-- but they don't have a few centuries. They don't even have half a century left. The combination of greed, arrogance and racism has brought them to a place that has them slitting their own throats and applauding the act, a difficult trick but one they manage to improve on every day. And it is not only their throats that they slit, but that of their countrymen.

Across what remains of the civilized world, that shining urban decay of universities, think tanks, mass transit systems, courts, newspapers and research labs... the clock ticks down, an iron hand sweeping down to pass away the daylight and bring down the night. Welcome Home Ahmed, his hour come at last.


Anonymous said...

It's always amazed me how the leftist intelligentia always embraces Communism, Stalinism, et al, when they are the first ones who are usually served up for "re-education". They don't want to either learn or educate themselves about the Muslim overlords they seem to so willingly long to embrace.

Sultan Knish said...

they construct the tyrannies and then the tyrannies deconstruct them

DP111 said...

Paul Belien of the Hudson Institute

Objections to Muslim and Homosexual Practices to be Unlawful in Europe - Media MIA

If all goes as planned, the 27 member states of the European Union will soon have a common hate crime legislation, which will turn disapproval for Islamic practices or homosexual lifestyles into crimes. Europe’s Christian churches are trying to stop the plan of the European political establishment, but it is not clear if they will be successful.

Last April, the European Parliament approved the European Union’s Equal Treatment Directive. A directive is the name given to an EU law. As directives overrule national legislation, they need the approval of the European Council of Ministers before coming into effect. Next month, the Council will decide on the directive, which places the 27 EU member states under a common anti-discrimination legislation. The directive’s definition of discriminatory harassment is so broad that every objection to Muslim or homosexual practices will be considered unlawful.

Taken in conjunction with plans in America and Europe to curtail freedom of expression on the Internet, we are entering the twilight zone before darkness descends.

Anonymous said...

Didn't Khomeni use his Friday sermons to rant for & against homosexual practices with boys?

Wonder how his sermons would figure in this?

DP111 said...


Muslims are exempt whatever they say. That is price we have to pay to enjoy the benefits of multiculturalism and diversity - no free lunches and all that.

Anonymous said...

Another great piece, how do you do it?
This article made my blood pressure go up, I am forwarding it to my Conservative Rabbi who is a little older than me, I'm 55, and who is coming around to actually taking on Politically conservative ideas.
Our assistant Rabbi and another Rabbi who is a member, however, are drinking the "Social Justice" cool aid and making it a "Jewish" issue. They are having a "discussion" group "Environmental and Social Justice" this shabbos.
OY! The Ass. Rabbi wrote in the newsletter that at a Reform Rabbi's speech he heard about social justice and thought Oh, that is a reform point of view but then shockingly he heard the same type of talk from an orthodox Rabbi so now this will be our new focus!! Blech! These are EDUCATED people. What is it? Is it that they are just sofites? I also liked your Al Gore piece, do you know about the new book
Heaven and Earth by Austrailian Geologist Ian Plimer.

Sultan Knish said...

the social justice stuff has become commonplace among younger liberal clergy

it essentially means transforming religion into liberalism, which means secularizing religion

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