Saturday, May 09, 2009
Posted by Daniel Greenfield 17 Comments
This is a good question. Islam Day has comes packed with numerous activities all dedicated to commemorating the time when an illiterate bandit told his followers that he had talked to an angel and led them on a murderous rampage that began over a thousand years of massacres, rapes, slavery and genocide... which we call Islam.
Here are some great tips for you and your family to celebrate Islam.
1.) Burn a Book - As the destroyers of the Library of Alexandria, Islam has a proud tradition of seeking out knowledge and burning it. This tradition continues into the present day with the War on Danish Cartoons and the OIC's work toward a worldwide ban on criticizing Islam.
By burning a book on Islam Day you express the wishful hope that one day all books, cartoons, opinions and people who hold beliefs and ideas that Islam does not approve of... will be similarly burned.
2.) Abuse a Woman - As we all know, Islam provides equality to women. Of course in Arabic the word for equal, is the same as the word for subhuman, resulting in many amusing misunderstandings with ignorant Westerners.
Abusing and enslaving women was a particular incentive that Mohammed offered his gang of fanatical thugs (Founders of Islam). From marrying a 6 year old girl, to murdering an elderly female poet, to the mass rapes of female prisoners, to declaring that most women were going to hell-- Mohammed had issues with women. And you can't commemorate Islam Day, without paying tribute to Mohammed's hate and abuse of 50 percent of the human race.
3.) Kill a Non-Muslim - If Islam stands for anything, it's for killing anyone who won't convert to Islam. Most of the Koran is a narrative of the people Mohammed met who did convert to Islam, and the ones who wouldn't convert to Islam, and had to be killed.
While some people may believe that killing people just because they won't follow your made up moongod religion, that exists solely so you can loot all the caravans in the desert and marry as many wives as you want, is wrong... those people are clearly ignorant of the true spirit of Islam Day.
Let's face it, you couldn't get 1 Billion people to live in caves, forswear alcohol and spend half the day on their knees without a little violence being involved. Okay a lot of violence. But what's a genocide here or there, when it comes to convincing people that all the answers to life's problems lie in a green book composed by an illiterate homicidal maniac? (Just think how far Charles Manson could have gotten if only he had been born 1200 years ago in Mecca.)
4.) Bring Peace to the World - Islam is of course peaceful. Many ignorant Westerners confuse this with being non-violent, but Islam's form of peace is non-violent in the same way that a Colt Peacemaker is non-violent. Like a Colt Peacemaker, Islam brings peace by killing everyone who might resist. Then there's peace. And lots of dead bodies all over the floor.
Bringing peace to the world means bringing Islam to the world. Which means killing a lot of people. But you can't make omelets without breaking a few eggs. And you can't get a whole bunch of people to fall on their face in the direction of Mecca, without first killing all the millions who would rather do something else with their time.
5.) Educate your Neighbor about Islam - Some people in the West have very misinformed ideas about Islam. Many think that Islam has something to do with terrorism or the 9/11 attacks, (which as we all know is the work of the Zionist/Freemason/CIA.) Others think that Islam discriminates against women, endorses slavery and pedophilia, and promises murderers a paradise filled with 72 virgin demons.
Best case scenario, you'll have a new brother and sister in Islam. Next best case scenario, he'll be paying you Jizya on a monthly basis having accepted his new status as your Dhimmi. Worst case scenario, Oops Beheading.
6. ) Complain About Something - Bringing down the Western power structure isn't easy, even with their own people doing their best to help. That means you need to do your part by criticizing everything, complaining constantly that you're being discriminated against.
If no one is actually discriminating against you, put on a black T-shirt covered in Arabic, put on a bulky bult covered with suspicious objects and take a ride on a plane. If all goes well, the settlement should keep you from having to work for a living for the next 10 years.
7. ) Appreciate Islam Day - In Hawaii, Islam Day is only one day out of the year. In Muslim countries every day is Islam day. The more that Western countries become Muslim countries, the closer you are to living in a land where every day is Islam Day.