Do you feel angry all the time? Do toy pigs, patterns in ice cream, women and anyone who believes differently than you fill you with uncontrollable rage? In this uniquely produced video from SultanKnish.blogspot.com, the solution is clear. Extra strength Prozac for Muslims.

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Constitutionalist Dr. Ron Paul Supports Right to Urinate in Public

New Hampshire - Speaking to a packed crowd of 75 people jammed into an auditorium, Dr. Ron Paul (DDS, PhD, Non-Compos Mentis) reaffirmed his support for the right of Americans to urinate in public.

"Under a strict reading of the constitution it is transparently clear that there is no legal right whatsoever for the government to impose such a burden of restraint on the average American-- especially those with small bladders," Dr. Paul said, reading from a prepared statement. "Banning Americans from urinating where and when they please is a direct contravention of the will of the founders who gave their lives to build a Republic of free men who could urinate regardless of where they were when the need arose."

As a strict Constitutionalist Ron Paul is running on a platform of restoring the original interpretation of the Constitution by allowing it to mean any damn crazy thing he says it does. This has won him many followers in parts of Idaho and New Hampshire. Some of them not in jail.

"Americans want a change. They don't want a government that fights foreign wars and makes terrorists mad at us," Dr. Paul said. "They want me in charge because I will let them use the entire nation as a toilet. I don't believe the Federal Government in D.C. has a right to tell average ordinary hard working Americans where and when they can and cannot urinate. I believe in Free Urine for all Americans."

All over the country meanwhile dozens of supporters rallied to Ron Paul's call handing out fliers at the mall during their break from tending the grill at McDonalds and cashing their welfare checks.

"There is a vast conspiracy running this country that was behind the attacks of September 11th and behind Mitt Romney giving me a wedgie from behind while we were waiting on line for the debates. It's time for a change. It's time for a difference," Ron Paul finished. "I am different because I believe in the Constitution. I am different because I believe the government planted a chip in my head in 1965. I am different because I receive the communications of Lord Zagord, alien overlord of the vast fleet now approaching our solar system.

"Lord Zagord has stated that if I am not elected President, he will destroy the earth. I cannot be held responsible for that so I have chosen to run for President. Vote Ron Paul and remember a vote for Ron Paul is a vote for public urination."


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But Seriously Folks

On a more serious note my Op-Ed Withdrawal: The Root Of Defeat is running in the Jewish Press this week and was mentioned in the Jewish Press blog.

IsraPundit reports on the Democratic Party beginning to lose the Jewish vote.

Via Daled Amos, a post from Gates of Vienna that discusses what it would be like if Sderot were in Brooklyn.

Lemon Lime Moon writes on the connection between Illegal immigrants in America and Palestinian terrorists.

Space Ramblings gives us the Ron Paul Guide to Making Yourself Hated in 30 Days.

And finally check out Yo's comic book, Evil Ehud and the Roborida Jew 3 comments Permalink Email Post (Backlinks)

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