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Friday, October 20, 2006

Thank Goodness for ABC News



If it wasn't for those intrepid folks at ABC News, we might you know have to assume that the FBI is possibly questioning 'Something' instead of 'Someone', interrogating chairs, tables and other inanimate objects. Thanks to ABC News we know they're interrogating someone, thus a human being, possibly male, possibly female, possibly of any conceivable race or age.

Thank you ABC News.

10 comments:

Mike Miller said...

Read further. It's the APs headline, not ABC News

Lemon Lime Moon said...

Its not silly.
At one time the FBI was investigating oranges in a crate and questioning them very much on why they were so juicy!!

Sultan Knish said...

Oh everyone knows OJ is guilty

Lemon Lime Moon said...

I don't!

Sultan Knish said...

Oh come on, innocent oranges don't hang around next to such nasty pears

Keliata said...

We'll not have such rumors--excuse me-I mean uncomfirmed reports about oranges and pears.

Sultan Knish said...

Yes we must keep up... appearances

Lemon Lime Moon said...

That would be A"pear"ances

The Town Crier said...

whats your problem? the point was WHO they were questioning, rather that they WERE questioning, IE that questining was taking place by the fbi - that the FBI made a connection with SOMEONE in re: the NFL bomb plot.

Any idiot understands that

Sultan Knish said...

The 'point' was to humorously point out that the headline was absurdly written

they had more specific information in the story they could have utilized

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