10. Protesting the impoverished burned and looted condition of their neighborhoods.
9. Too many snails, not enough camels.
8. Lack of sufficent Synagogues to torch and burn on a weekly basis.
7. Bathrooms don't dispense disposable Burkas.
6. Protesting unemployment rates by burning and destroying buisnesses to create less jobs.
5. That Cathedral in Notre Dame.
4. Hunchback refuses to convert to Islam and accept Allah
3. Eiffel Tower's height mocks Islam
2. Suspicion that French government is secretely run by Jews
1. Still angry their Nazi allies lost World War 2