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Tuesday, November 08, 2005

Top 10 Muslim Excuses for French Rioting

10. Protesting the impoverished burned and looted condition of their neighborhoods.

9. Too many snails, not enough camels.

8. Lack of sufficent Synagogues to torch and burn on a weekly basis.

7. Bathrooms don't dispense disposable Burkas.

6. Protesting unemployment rates by burning and destroying buisnesses to create less jobs.

5. That Cathedral in Notre Dame.

4. Hunchback refuses to convert to Islam and accept Allah

3. Eiffel Tower's height mocks Islam

2. Suspicion that French government is secretely run by Jews

1. Still angry their Nazi allies lost World War 2

1 comments:

ruth2 said...

Yes, very funny! Of course, the reason the media is touting is that these arsonists simply don't feel "French" even though they were born in the country.

I was in stitches when I heard the police response--enforce a curfew! Gee, why don't they tell these punks they have to be in when the streetlights go on?

Why aren't they calling in the French equivalent of the national guard?

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